Vista: 150 个问题, 0 个被解决

来源:岁月联盟 编辑:zhuzhu 时间:2007-07-12

微软宣称,通过错误报告和解决方案功能,Windows Vista能够比所有先前的操作系统更好地进行错误记录,并且提供相对应的解决方案.
但是,对于一个已经发布六个月之久的操作系统来说,现有的解决方案实在是少得可怜.下面是某人的真实经历,当Vista发现错误后,一步步将自己拉向深渊……其中没有任何内容经过修改.

Would you like some assistance?: This sounds like a perfectly reasonable offer, and it would be good to know why my machine is crashing slightly more frequently than its XP predecessor.

想要点建议么?这声音似乎出现的恰如时机,不过我倒是十分想知道,为什么我的Vista会比XP更容易崩溃?

You certainly have some issues:: 150 problems on a two-month old installation? To be frank, that doesn't inspire confidence. But let's go ahead.
当然,你会有很多的错误信息:安装以来的两个月产生150条错误信息?说实在的,实在没让人觉得骄傲.

But wait, there's more!: After grinding through seven-score-and-ten problems, Microsoft wants additional permission to send information about seven of them. Why bother re-checking?

等等,不仅如此:在提交之后,微软却要求7项错误的更多信息.还是想问:为什么需要再次检查一遍呢?

Size matters: A-ha, that's why. Uploading 39MB of data is not something you'd want to casually undertake, but we'll press on. Post-compression, this went down to 3MB, which is still rather large. Warning to dial-up users: don't try this at home.

大小问题:需要上传的文件足足有39MB大!这可不是你随随便便就可以答应的.在压缩之后,文件缩小为了3MB,但是对于拨号用户来说,仍然相当大.对了,顺便提醒一下拨号用户:永远不要在家用这项功能!

And the winner is: After logging the 150 problems, Vista happily tells me that the number of solutions it has found is . . . none.
终于“胜利”,上传完成:经过漫长的等待,终于上传完了所有文件,Vista却很“开心”地告诉我:已知的解决方案数量为……………………零!

是的,一点没错,我花费了一刻钟来上报错误信息,却什么也没有.哦,不对不对,Vista还给我们提供了一个很“可爱”的建议:硬盘上或许有错误,让我们检查一下.(另外一个选项是:现在我们还没有关于这个问题的解争取决办法.)

Desk drive: None of this is very helpful, but Microsoft's suggestion that I should check my "hard desk" for errors is an interesting one. Don't they have a spelling and grammar checker lying around somewhere?
“Desk Drive”:这其中没有一个是有用的,但是有一个相当有趣的建议:微软建议我检查“Desk Drive”,来修复错误.不过我十分想知道,这个“Desk Drive”是个什么东西?难道微软连个检查拼写的人都雇不起么……?
噢对,还有一个万金油式的提示:这个步骤不一定能够解决问题.我实在是想给微软发送反馈,抱怨一下我所收到的非人待遇!

D'oh!: Or maybe I won't. Based on this, I certainly won't be running Problem Reports and Solutions again for a while.
哦!错误!:由于这个该死的提示,估计我很久很久不都不会再用这个“可爱”的功能了……